11 holiday destinations we all dreamed of in sixth form

One day we'd make the pilgrim's journey.

The inbetweeners. l r james buckley  blake harrison  joe harris  simon bird.

When we were at school, we had big ideas about where we were going to holiday once we hit the big 1-8. We’d seen The Inbetweeners Movie and quite frankly; we were ‘avin a bit of that - and for the older millennials among us, it was probably more about Kevin and Perry Go Large.

Days were spent dreaming of living the life overseas in some of Europe’s (in theory) most hedonistic of holiday destinations...

  1. 1 Kavos
    Kavos
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    Fish bowls. You just wanted a bloody fish bowl in Kavos, dammit. You watched What Happens In Kavos, and were hankering to reach the same dizzy heights.

    FuLl MoOn PaRtY 2k15, anyone?

  2. 2 Kos
    Kos party
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    Kos was alllll about the foam parties. And whatever went on in that foam party, stayed at the foam party. Quite literally when it came to the number of bodily fluids you left behind.

    It’s unsure how many babies have been conceived at a Kos foam parties between 2006-16 inclusive.

  3. 3 Ayia Napa
    I'm in napa bitch
    Source: soffiahh.blogspot

    You read somewhere when you were about 15 that The Castle Club was voted the best club in the world, and you wanted a slice of that action. You pined to go home with sunburn, alcohol poisoning and a T shirt that said “I’m in Napa Bitch!”.

  4. 4 Malia
    Source: Entertainment Film Distributors

    It’s the actual place The Inbetweeners Movie was set, so OBVIOUSLY it’s up there on your list of go tos. All you want is your very own hollowed out watermelon of vodka and the knowledge that now you really are a grown up.

  5. 5 Magaluf
    Source: Maguluf Weekender

    Now it's been unnecessarily tarnished by one girl, a million blow jobs and Jeremy Kyle getting pepper sprayed - but in simpler times we just wanted to go to Magaluf because our Mum called it ‘Shaguluf’ and we wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

    We now think our Mum had a premonition and knew one girl, a million blow jobs was a coming. Freaky shit. Plus, Geordie Shore once filmed an entire season in Magaluf. An ENTIRE season.

  6. 6 Ibiza
    Source: ibizaessential.com

    Teenage dreams are made in the Fiesta Del Agua in Es Paradis. When most of us finally make the pilgrimage we'll make the stark realisation afterwards that they use the same water throughout the season - in other words, you'll most likely have tetanus and an unplanned pregnancy upon exit.

    You’ll probably go back to San Antonio when you’re about 27 – and say you're only going to Playa D’en Bossa "for old times sake" only to feel very very old indeed.

  7. 7 Tenerife
    Source: Linekers bar

    Having dipped your toes into the clubbing nectar of Tenerife while on a family holiday when you were 14, you long anticipated the day of your return minus the parentals.

    What’s more – THEY HAVE A LINEKER'S BAR.

  8. 8 Zante
    Source: justzante.co.uk

    You longed to check into a two-star hotel, hit the strip, get harassed by a promoter and be given a free shot of sugary shit that they allege is alcoholic.

    You spent much of sixth form gathering round for urban legends about a ‘dentist chair’ in a place called Wild Coyote, aching to vomit in the pool the next day.

  9. 9 Download Festival
    Source: Download Festival

    However, those more partial to a mosh amongst you probably just wanted to break your leg in a mosh pit listening to Bring Me The Horizon.

    Featured image: The Inbetweeners Movie/Entertainment Film Distributors