19 steps to unleashing your inner gangsta at uni

Complete with drive-by, turf warfare and a pimpin' ride.

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They say that everyone changes when they go to university. That they really come into their own and discover a new side to themselves. Well we wholeheartedly believe this too.

For those of you who feel you're holding back a lot of swagger, that you should get more respect than you do and have been dying to wear that baseball cap you bought months ago, we have the answer in 19 steps...

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1. Get your own back on your haters (tutors)

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2. Identify your turf. The Union Shop will get you all the b*tches!

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3. Protect your turf. Everyone's jealous of your swag, yo gotta be careful.

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4. Intimidate the rival campus crew with a water pistol drive-by.

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5. Call everyone 'dawg' or 'homie'

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6. Eat your microwave ready meal before it's had 1-2 minutes to cool

because you're so HARD.

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7. Chuck away all your belts. The closer to the floor your jeans are, the better.

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8. Write your rapper name on all your essays and exam papers. You ARE BadAss Lil'Alan.

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9. Pimp out your wheels. Get some flames on there, a velvet saddle and stick some big'ass speakers on the back.

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10. Gangstas DON'T queue! Walk straight in the union club because the bouncers should KNOW who you are.

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11. When you're in the club, you don't dance. You sit in V.I.P and the ladies come to you.

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12. Take out your USB memory stick without 'ejecting' first. You don't take orders from no one.

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13. Pay your library fines on the final day. You're a gangsta, you take your own sweet time.

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14. Lacking bling? Get some foil and make yourself a HUGE dollar sign necklace. Gangsta's can be creative too y'know.

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15. Finish your sentence even after the exam invigilator has told you to stop writing. You're a rebel, don't listen to no one!

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16. NO ONE'S taking your parking spot on campus

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17. You DON'T shake hands, you fist bump.

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18. Make sure all your Facebook profile pictures include: a) A pile of money b) Your favourite bling c) A gangsta hand gesture of your choice d) As much swag as this guy:

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19. Even drink your tea like a straight up G, yo...

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