22 of the most awkward boners ever

It's a hard life.


Sometimes, that awkward moment arises, when, well...your little guy puts his hand up in class.

But don't worry about it - even the great and the good have fallen victim to this particularly pointy embarrassment.

Ladies and gentlemen...from everyday folk to presidents and popstars, we bring you the very best awkward boners.

1. Royal boner

Look at him there, telling everyone in the area that he's finally managed to get it up.

2. Ballet boner

En pointe. Literally.

3. Bieber boner

Little Justin's growing up.

4. 70s boner

This guy proves that nostalgia isn't always warranted.

5. Hova boner

99 problems and a boner is one...

6. Train boner

Ladies and gentlemen, can I see your tickets and erections, please.

7. Schwarzeboner

He'll be back. Right after he's got rid of his boner.

8. Presidential boner

He. did. not. have. sexual. relations. with that penis.

9. Beach boner

Head-in-the-sand, pretend-it's-not-happening boner.

10. Justin Trousersnake boner

Ain't nobody loves you like he loves you. Evidently.

11. Excited fan boner

Hannah Mon-spanner.

12. Fancy dress boner

To infinity...and bellend!

13. Wrestling boner

Contact sport boner.

14. Football boner

I mean, that's impressively visible. There's no way people aren't gonna see that thing.

She's smiling. But she knows. She just doesn't want to draw attention to it.

15. Tennis boner

I don't want to say "New balls, please" but hey, you only live once.

New balls, please.

16. Rowing boner

Such tight shorts allow many, many rowing boners.

17. Drug cheat boner

Because Lance Armstrong also tested positive for Viagra.

18. Basketball boner

NBA - National Boner Association.

19. Actor boner, dahling

Is this a boner I see before me?

20. Burqa boner

Particularly awkward.

21. Park boner

Hyde Park? Hide your boner.

22. Jessica Alba's boyfriend's boner

Yeah, don't really blame him, to be honest. LEGITIMATE BONER.



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