Portobello Gin has announced the opening of a new four-storey super distillery in London's Portobello Road, set to open in November 2016.
The boozy wonderland will feature a gin museum, blending rooms, a Spanish style ‘Gintonic’ bar and restaurant, a traditional gin shoppe bar, a specialist gin shop and, most importantly, a distillery where all Portobello Gin will be produced.
We know it's dangerous to get our hopes up - we're still recovering from the disappointment of finding out you can't swim in vats of chocolate at Cadbury World - but we still can't help but picture the whole experience as being exactly like this...
And when the floors start swimming and your fingernails look inexplicably funny? No need to pass out on the night bus like some kind of idiot. Just pop upstairs to your boutique bedroom, and sleep until morning.
Gin Weetabix, anyone?
Feature image: Twitter/Portobello Road Gin