Oh look. It's two of our favourite people on the planet having a great Twitter back-and-forth. What a great way to cheer us up on this Thursday afternoon.
Matthew Lewis - well, let's use his real name, Neville Longbottom - has posed for the front cover of Attitude magazine's latest issue.
We're SO excited to unveil our new cover star - the amazing @Mattdavelewis! New issue out NOW! http://attitude.co.uk/harry-potters-matthew-lewis-is-attitudes-new-cover-guy/ … pic.twitter.com/zFLMo2OP01
The photos of our favourite Harry Potter star are as arousing as you would expect, featuring a good solid helping of Longbottom bulge.
How are we supposed to continue on with our day now, Matthew Lewis? pic.twitter.com/2AFceIPkQi
Look at that bulge. That's premium Gryffindor bulge, that.
On account of the bulge, J.K. Rowling couldn't help but offer her feedback. Here's how she felt about the erotic images.
.@Mattdavelewis Not as bad as watching Dan in Equus, but close. Warn me next time, for God's sake. https://twitter.com/AttitudeMag/status/601317745788059648 …
Classic Rowling, that. Just what you'd expect. Classy, yes - but funny at the same time.
If you're Neville Longbottom and the woman responsible for your celebrity takes the effort to tweet you about your racy photos, you had better do the gracious thing and respond.
And respond Neville Longbottom did.
Well, this is awkward. Sorry, Jo… 😔 https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/601355861248860160 …
Not bad. Not bad, Neville.
Then, of course, Rowling saw that and delivered the sucker punch, raising the bar several feet because she's like that, Joanne - she's witty.
.@Mattdavelewis I will always support you whatever you want to do, Matthew. Now go put some clothes on.
Thought it was over? Wrong. Along came Jason Isaacs. Jason bloody Isaacs.
Yeah, that guy. He plays Lucius Malfoy. You know the bloke.
Jason bloody Isaacs smelled that some fun was happening, so he got involved.
Surely Neville Pertbottom now? @Mattdavelewis @jk_rowling https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/601357841019047936 …
And the Rowling gold kept coming...
Well, that's our day made. Great stuff. Have a nap, everyone.
Lunchtime over. Back to editing. X