A man has sought police help because he is no longer able to cope with his wife's constant demands for sex.
The unnamed man arrived at his local police station in western Germany, complaining that he'd had to sleep on the sofa for four years to avoid the sex-crazed clutches of his insatiable wife.
The couple have been married for 18 years, and have two children (who we're sure must be thrilled about his whole turn of events).
A police statement said 'He has decided to get a divorce and move out...in the hope of finally getting some rest. He is anxious to arrive at work well rested'.
'At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties' the statement continued. 'He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night'. Reasonable enough, right?