Man’s 9 inch penis causes airport security scare

Jonah Falcon’s excess baggage (by which we mean big willy) raises security concerns at US airport.

Mans 9 inch penis causes airport security scare

We all know the embarrassment of setting off the metal detector at their airport as we’re heading off on our holidays. Well, we thought we did, until we heard the tale of Jonah Falcon.

Holder of the World Record for having the largest penis in the world - in case you were wondering, 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect - Falcon’s junk is so sizeable that it caused a security alert at San Francisco Airport.

After officials noticed a ‘large bulge in his trousers’, Jonah was extensively searched to the point of having white powder sprinkled on his trousers to ‘test for explosives’.

‘Sir, is that a stick of dynamite in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?’

When asked whether his pockets were empty, the well-endowed 41-year-old from New York replied: ‘It’s my dick.’

‘He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands’, he told The Sun.

It has been reported that security officers were worried that the unexplained bulge was potentially a ‘biological weapon’. No comment...