Girl gets revenge on cheating ex with Game of Thrones spoilers

You know too much, Jon Snow


Life's not fair: any Stark you care to mention can attest to that. But sometimes, as anyone who witnessed the end of Joffrey will understand, there can be a kind of poetic justice to it.

That's definitely what happened to one Reddit user, whose ex wreaked bloody revenge on him after she found out he'd been sleeping with other girls before they'd broken up.

You'd think, after spending five seasons in Westeros, he might have learned what happens to cheaters. Unfortunately for this guy, though, he had to be taught a lesson in girl power - Game of Thrones style.


Here's his post in full:

"My ex, we'll call her Dany, and I were together for nearly a year. We broke up a couple months ago, due to distance and just not being right for each other. The majority of our relationship was long distance, while I worked abroad, and communication was hard. (sic)

"I had a lot of jealousy issues, due to Dany having a lot of male friends and she'd slept with a lot of guys. I let this get the better of me and I cheated on her with my ex and other girls. She found out shortly after we broke up, and understandably hates me. We had a massive argument after the break up, where I said some nasty things that I regret, and now she doesn't talk to me or want anything to do with me.

"When we are together, Dany introduced me to Game Of Thrones, and I got addicted to it. Unfortunately while abroad, I wasn't able I watch it live, and usually it would take a while to find a good stream, if at all. The internet out there was bad.

"Dany blocked me on every form of communication when we broke up. But, on the Monday after season 6 premiered she unblocked me and I saw I had messages from her. I was excited because I thought maybe she forgave me and we could move on, but it was literally just every spoiler from the first episode.

"Since then she spoils the show for me every week. I tried to ask her to stop but she blocks me immediately after she sends the message. I blocked her on Whatsapp, but she did it via Facebook. Then the next week it was text. She even borrowed one of our mutual friend's phones to do it, and I fell for that. (Our mutual friends are all closer to her and apparently hate me now because of what she's told them about me). I can't watch it before she ruins it because I have to wait til my girlfriend (my ex ex) is home from work to watch with her.

"I know I didn't treat her very well but I just want to watch my favourite show again. Is there anyway I can get Dany to stop or make peace so she won't ruin the show anymore?

"TL;DR : I cheated on my ex during our relationship and she found out shortly after we broke up. She's blocked me on everything, but briefly unblocks me every Monday to send me Game Of Thrones spoilers before I can watch it. How can I get her to stop?"


That kind of revenge beats a sword through the neck any day.

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