15 motivational quotes that are total bullshit

Alright there Mr Positive Thinking.

Beach

Motivational quotes make life seem so simple, don't they? Like you can scale the highly-est height as long as you just BELIEVE.

Who are we kidding? Arranging words in fancy ways (it's called alliteration and metaphor, boys and girls) doesn't expose any life truths. Like putting glitter on a turd, it may be sparkly, but immersing ourselves in it would probs lead to blindness.

Do not trust these to save your sorry life.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: Weheartit

    Yes, but they're also proof that you DID IT WRONG.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: Fantasy Help

    Oh good, my four children, bankruptcy, drinking problem and overbearing life responsibilities won't be getting in the way then.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: Cutthroat Hippie Gang

    Or don't compare yourself to others in an effort to patch up your fragile self esteem.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: Quotesgram

    Yeah, screw all the people in your life. Not like they were trying to offer advice or anything.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: Life Hack

    And there's the Greek alphabet, Yiddish alphabet, Korean alphabet, Cyrillic alphabet...Try making *that* many plans, genius.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: Quotes gram

    You know who else never gives up? Voldemort.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: lifestyleoftheunemployed.com

    Dunno man, you ever seen a sheep roll around in the grass?

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    Motivational quote
    Source: Reddit

    Well what if I believe in eternal discomfort and pain, huh? You're suggesting some pretty dark things, optimistic bedspread.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: LinkedIn

    So instead of facing bad things like fear and injustice... We should run as far as we can from them? Did you even watch Inside Out?

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    Motivational quote
    Source: illogical life

    But wouldn't it be way better if it did, like a knitting pattern or Smartflix? Come on people.

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    Motivational quotes
    Source: Quote Fanatic

    Also the motto of the Methamphetamine Addicts Association.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: kinkajue

    None of us lost our virginity in a moment of wisdom, did we?

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    Motivational quote
    Source: Yoddler

    Brb, gonna tell my best friends to eff off and burn my money.

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    Motivational quote
    Source: perfectquotes.org

    Instead of Marilyn Monroe saying this, imagine it's a terrifying, ripped dude holding a shovel. Yeah.

    Feature image: Andy Tyler