Motivational quotes make life seem so simple, don't they? Like you can scale the highly-est height as long as you just BELIEVE.
Who are we kidding? Arranging words in fancy ways (it's called alliteration and metaphor, boys and girls) doesn't expose any life truths. Like putting glitter on a turd, it may be sparkly, but immersing ourselves in it would probs lead to blindness.
Do not trust these to save your sorry life.
Yes, but they're also proof that you DID IT WRONG.
Oh good, my four children, bankruptcy, drinking problem and overbearing life responsibilities won't be getting in the way then.
Or don't compare yourself to others in an effort to patch up your fragile self esteem.
Yeah, screw all the people in your life. Not like they were trying to offer advice or anything.
And there's the Greek alphabet, Yiddish alphabet, Korean alphabet, Cyrillic alphabet...Try making *that* many plans, genius.
You know who else never gives up? Voldemort.
Dunno man, you ever seen a sheep roll around in the grass?
Well what if I believe in eternal discomfort and pain, huh? You're suggesting some pretty dark things, optimistic bedspread.
So instead of facing bad things like fear and injustice... We should run as far as we can from them? Did you even watch Inside Out?
But wouldn't it be way better if it did, like a knitting pattern or Smartflix? Come on people.
Also the motto of the Methamphetamine Addicts Association.
None of us lost our virginity in a moment of wisdom, did we?
Brb, gonna tell my best friends to eff off and burn my money.
Instead of Marilyn Monroe saying this, imagine it's a terrifying, ripped dude holding a shovel. Yeah.
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