Remember when you thought bagels were just bread rolls with a hole in? How foolish you were.
1 Let's get this one out the way: rainbow bagels
New York City may be the bagel capital of the world but if your find yourself with a craving for multi-coloured bread then you can get your fix in Selfridges or on East London's Brick Lane.
2 Pizza bagel
The pic shown here is from a bagel shop in Manhattan but you could easily whack a bagel, some mozzarella and some tomato sauce under a grill and make this yourself.
3 This Oreo and Nutella monstrosity
Posted by a food porn artist and fitness fanatic. What a man.
4 The Oreo bagel: clean version
This total beaut can be found at The Bagel Nook, New Jersey.
5 BONDAGE BAGEL
It's art, duh. No seriously, a pop artist known on social media as kuntsdog has created a series of 'art bagels'.
6 All these arty bagels (warning: glitter ain't edible)
Here they are.
And you know what? That isn't even the half of it. Check out every art bagel you could possibly ever dream of here.
7 This $50 heart attack
This bagel is 10 inches in diameter and was served at New York Jets American football games last year. It boasts four eggs, two and a half pounds of meat, potato hash and, of course, cheese. Not one for aspiring sports players.
8 Arty bagels you can actually eat
Brooklyn-based Scot Rossillo creates custom bagel art for a living. Imagine being a professional bagel artist. Just imagine.
9 Purple Rain bagels
10 Bauble bagel
Beats you mum's collection of Woolworth's tinsel.
11 Puppy bagels... Or, y'know, bagel puppies
Yeah, we're not sure how this one sneaked in here either.
Feature image: Twitter/ @GoBoiano