We've come to notice some striking similarities between the way drunk students and tiny little babies act. It would appear alcohol makes you younger...much younger.
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1. Their urination is unpredictable
2. They LOVE to dance
3. They make GREAT conversationalists
4. Normal tasks are difficult for them
5. They have no hand-eye coordination
6. You can't leave them on their own for 5 minutes or they'll get up to something naughty
7. They have trouble walking while carrying drinks...
8. And sometimes they just give up on walking and crawl
9. They sleep whenever, wherever. They're not fussy.
10. They're really messy eaters
11. They can be very accident prone
12. You can't trust them with a phone
13. They seriously overestimate their abilities
14. They don't take overly great pictures
15. After you've been with them, you should probably check yourself for vomit stains...