Being a gluten-free creature in this wheaty, grainy world isn't easy.
It's as if society went to great lengths to sneak the proteins into every enjoyable food, just to piss you off.
Never fear, coeliac friends - here are a few ideas for when you want to join the party of deliciousness.
1 Gluten and dairy-free chocolate pudding
I mean... just look at it.
2 Roasted tofu with dipping sauce
Banish any bad memories of poorly-cooked tofu from your mind - this is just... yes.
3 Gluten-free mac 'n cheese
Surely mac 'n cheese is but a dream, a fantasy?
4 Pizza-flavoured popcorn
Some snack god has combined our two favourite things.
5 Gluten-free pancakes
If you can't find gluten-free flour anywhere, here are the few unusual ingredients you can make it out of instead.
6 Gluten-free orange chocolate chunk cookies
Gluten-free flour is a magical thing. So are cookies.
7 Flourless maple cashew cookies
If you don't have access to gluten-free flour, here are tasty-as cookies you can make without.
8 Bloody Mary
So - vodka and Worcester sauce usually contain gluten. But there are ways around this.
9 Crispy roasted chickpeas
Screw houmous - this is what it's all about.
10 Chocolate-covered strawberry smoothie bowl
You just want to inhale it, flowers and all, don't you?
11 Coffee-nut Nutella meringue stacks
Just as good as it sounds. Looks darn fancy, too.